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pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

cas speaks from experience 

you must not eat them sam I am 

alwaysthecrazyone:

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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Reblogging again because this got even better!

I was watching the Avengers when...
  • mom:

    is it even legal to have six Marvel characters in the same film?

  • me:

    duh, it's in the Constitution

  • mom:

    lol, where does it say that?

  • me:

    FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

westeroni:

sketchlock:

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

Wait I thought everyone was just forced to wear a sheet over their heads.

where do you think they get the sheets bruh.

bed bath and beyond the veil.

sofapizza:

yer a wizard, gary.

thenimbus:

thereisnohopeforhumanz:

nick-charrette:

Stop

….what the hell

Incredible compilation 

thenimbus:

thereisnohopeforhumanz:

nick-charrette:

Stop

….what the hell

Incredible compilation