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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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emilyreads:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

nenosronhir:

that-alpha-booty:

Tumblr doesn’t appreciate Buffy enough

painstakingly

omfg…twice and i didn’t even fucking notice the second

PAINSTAKINGLY

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

me at friends house
  • friend:

    so... what do u wanna do

  • me:

    idk its ur house

  • friend:

    idk ur the guest

  • me:

    idk its ur house

wannajoke:

Ba dum tss…

wannajoke:

Ba dum tss…

talkshitnojutsu:

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT GOT THERE